the attack of the Squirrels

have you ever noticed the squirrels on campus. i swear they are the most fun lovin creatures that i have ever seen in my life. I have to write a short story for one of my classes and i decided that i wanted to write over the squirrels on campus but i need a little help. Ive heard fun stories about them and watched them a couple of times but i need more stories about the squirrels. SOOOO if you have a squirrel story leave it in a comment. so that way i can see just how crazy they really are. any kind of squirrel story would work..THANX!!