the attack of the Squirrels

have you ever noticed the squirrels on campus. i swear they are the most fun lovin creatures that i have ever seen in my life. I have to write a short story for one of my classes and i decided that i wanted to write over the squirrels on campus but i need a little help. Ive heard fun stories about them and watched them a couple of times but i need more stories about the squirrels. SOOOO if you have a squirrel story leave it in a comment. so that way i can see just how crazy they really are. any kind of squirrel story would work..THANX!!

SWE and students

Standard written English (SWE) is a complex term for anyone to learn. No really knows that the Term SWE really means. Trying to explain it is the hardest part of the teaching SWE. It is a tool that needs to be learn to convey your message to your audience. I don't want to say that it shouldn't be taught in school because it is important to writing. Knowing SWE helps a person appear more educated for lack of a better word because it shows anyone who reads their papers they have an understanding of what they are writing about.
for teaching SWE I am not sure on how this can be accomplished. Trying to teach a subject that is monotonous can make it harder for students to learn. I know i wouldn't be able to follow it for long. reading material that shows how SWE is used might be helpful is showing how SWE can work but besides that I'm not sure what can be done to teach it.